Stupid statistics

What the fuck are all these stupid ass statistics about. I mean really, their so fucking stupid.

The best one says that like 80% of accidents happen within 25 miles of your home cause your in your “comfort zone.” Well HOW MANY FUCKING PEOPLE drive 25 miles away from their home?!?!?!? Its so stupid, and its used to scare people.

How about those stupid statistics that say the obvious. Like 80% of smokers are 60% more likely  to get lung cancer. No fucking shit. Its on the box, no one needed to spend tons of money to figure it out AGAIN.

Oh, and the useless statistics. Like only 40% of coffee drinkers like pizza. Now that’s of course an over exaggeration but really, so many of them are annoyingly useless.

Every time I hear statistics and all that shit on tv I think , “hey thanks for the completely and utterly useless information, I think I can save the world with it.”

Fucking idiots….

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4 Responses to “Stupid statistics”

  • Theresa
    October 23rd, 2008 at 2:05 am |

    Here are a couple more for you. Did you know that more then 75% of the population of the U.S. is considered to be “chronically dehydrated”. Maybe the fact that a college did a study proving that 90(something)% of people who woke up hungry in the middle of the night were just as satisfied with a cup of water. Basically motherfuckers are fat because instead of drinking water they eat a happy meal. Thought those were nifty little statistics that my doctor had taped to the side of his water bottles one day at the office.

    It is funny though, they PAY these people to come up with these statistics. PAY THEM to tell us what we already know.

  • Mr. Fuck
    October 23rd, 2008 at 3:46 pm |

    I should just change my name to Dr. Common Fucking Sense and pick up a job doing these “studies”
    that “chronically dehydrated” one is good lol

  • Theresa
    October 23rd, 2008 at 4:25 pm |

    Studies say that wouldn’t be a good idea. At least the statistic are truthful, changing your name to ANYTHING with the phrase ‘common sense’ in it would be total bullshit. :P

  • Mr. Fuck
    October 23rd, 2008 at 4:35 pm |

    Ok, so their truthful, their still fucking useless and stupid

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