You have a lane, now FUCKING STAY IN IT

use lanes

Idiot ass fucks just don’t understand the concept of lanes on the road. On my way home their was some deush bag that stoped at a red light dead fucking center between the two lanes.

I ended up squeezing through on his right and floored it when the light turned green. I just don’t understand what people are fuckinf thinking when the stop in the middle of two lanes.

So yeah, fuckers need to learn the concept of lanes. You think driving school would teach this shit, no?

Fuck heads in thier trucks

On my way home tonight I stopped to get gas, then after getting on to the road the fuck head in his new ford started to fucking tailgate me. I got back at him by not moving when the light turned green and he was like 3 inches from my bumper. I waited till he beeped his horn 4 times and did the granny take off. As soon as he tried to pass I floored it.

I don’t understand what the fuck possesses people to be such fucking dick headed idiots.

Like first of all you need a truck to feel big and then you try to push people around? What the fuck, really, go fucking die.

Written by Mr. Fuck  Off. Something wrong, it won’t let me change the author to me…

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Fuck The Week - Oct 17

This fucking week was filled with bullshit…

I started shaking like 3 15 times I was soo mad, like I wanted to punch some fuckers in the face. I don’t know why I hold myself back, I really don’t…

Fuck You cunt bag drivers, you don’t fucking own the road asshole, so don’t act like the fucking big man.

Fuck You shit talkers, no one cares how fucked up your life is so don’t take that shit out on others by talking shit.

Fuck You adobe, I will never fucking forget what your program did to me.

Fuck You cunts, that take advantage of people.

Fuck You peoples bank, you take six fucking days to make a fucking transfer.

Fuck You people that hate the word CUNT, Ill fucking say Cunt as many fucking times as I want. CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT

Fuck You fat people (again), get off the fucking tv, I don’t want to see you fucking cry for a whole fucking hour about why your fat. Its cause you fucking eat so god damn much.

Fuck You fuckin idiots that don’t fucking stop at the fucking line at red lights. Its an amazing thought right? Stoping at the god damn line at red lights. I mean I always thought the fucking car was supposed to stop on top of those.

Fuck You fucktards that I work with, they are 30% blind and 70% fucktard. They just fucking piss me off.

CUNT!!!

This week had a horrible ending…

AHHHHHHHH

  • Author: Mr. Fuck
  • Date: Oct 17,2008
  • 1 Comment

Fuck you guy on the highway

This week some fuck head mother fucker in his truck was drivinng along minding his own god damn business and then I came along and passed him. Then I saw the huge ass gap I needed to get into and as I started to turn this guy floors it and me, knowing he’s a pussy that won’t dare hitting me, just kept going. Then for the next mile or two he was tailgating my ass.

What the fuck, its a wide open fucking highway, find another god damn lane. So I flipped him off and got him more mad, so were both heading for the exit ramp and he comes next to me and screams out of his window “you do that again and I will fucking kill you” and I screamed back “fuck you asshole” and floored it.

He ended up behind me at the red light so he parks pretty much on top of my bumper so I flip my car into reverse and look back flip him off and just the look on the ass fucks face was priceless. On the green i threw it into drive floored it and flipped him off. The fuckin cunt bag mother fucker stayed 4 cars back from then on.

So, my little story about the fuck head driver who’s wife has his dick in her hand 24/7.

What? your fucking wife own the house so you wanna own the road in front of you? Stupid cocksuckers

Slow the fuck down

Today on my way home from the park I dropped my friend off and and kept going. Their was this asshole on the other side of the road and a poor confused squirrel was trying to get trying to get across. I came to a complete stop and the stupid fuck face cunt bag on the other side didn’t even press his brakes.

Killed the poor thing. It has a fucking family but the fuck heads don’t think about it. I mean what if I ran you over? Fucker, if you run over any animal and don’t even make the slightest attempt to stop you need to go FUCKING JUMP IN FRONT OF A FUCKING TRAIN.

I counted today, How many dead squirrels were scattered on the roads I use. Their were 15, and that’s just a trip to work. I can’t believe some fucking people.