So many stupid assholes out their

I went  to blockbuster to rent acouple of movies, and their were these like 6 kids that were screaming and trying to stuff dvd’s down their pants.

Then, the workers are just stareing at them wondering what to do. So they say “take those out of your pockets please cause im gonna have to call the cops”

So the do, and they walk near the register with all the movies and pass by the door on the way “testing” to see if the alarm beeps if they try to take the movies. Fucking idiots had to make the ladies like last 2 hours of the night at work bad.

It’s like kicking them in the balls before you go to sleep.

Dick head assholes..

Stupid statistics

What the fuck are all these stupid ass statistics about. I mean really, their so fucking stupid.

The best one says that like 80% of accidents happen within 25 miles of your home cause your in your “comfort zone.” Well HOW MANY FUCKING PEOPLE drive 25 miles away from their home?!?!?!? Its so stupid, and its used to scare people.

How about those stupid statistics that say the obvious. Like 80% of smokers are 60% more likely  to get lung cancer. No fucking shit. Its on the box, no one needed to spend tons of money to figure it out AGAIN.

Oh, and the useless statistics. Like only 40% of coffee drinkers like pizza. Now that’s of course an over exaggeration but really, so many of them are annoyingly useless.

Every time I hear statistics and all that shit on tv I think , “hey thanks for the completely and utterly useless information, I think I can save the world with it.”

Fucking idiots….

  • Author: Mr. Fuck
  • Date: Oct 21,2008
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Idiots think they know sports

I went to a Patriots game yesterday (it was fuckin awesome) and I understand the whole “My team rocks, You suck other team!!” but show some fucking respect.

I mean the broncos walked out onto the field and just got booed by like 90% of the stadium. Shut the fuck up and cheer. Those guys train hard to get down their and play so why don’t you fucking cheer instead???

Oh, I loved it when the pats had a call against them, everyone started to booo and hiss like soccer hooligans. Then when the broncos got a call against them they all cheered and jumped for joy. Fuck you, like you know more than the god damn refs. Shut your faces and take the hit.

I don’t know about you but, these games just aren’t fun when you have idiots like that around you.

BTW. Im a Pats fan!!

Fuck heads in thier trucks

On my way home tonight I stopped to get gas, then after getting on to the road the fuck head in his new ford started to fucking tailgate me. I got back at him by not moving when the light turned green and he was like 3 inches from my bumper. I waited till he beeped his horn 4 times and did the granny take off. As soon as he tried to pass I floored it.

I don’t understand what the fuck possesses people to be such fucking dick headed idiots.

Like first of all you need a truck to feel big and then you try to push people around? What the fuck, really, go fucking die.

Written by Mr. Fuck  Off. Something wrong, it won’t let me change the author to me…

Fuck wordpress

Fuck cheap asses

I delivered all day today (9 hours) and I averaged 2 fucking dollars per a delivery. Its fucking insane how cheap some fuckers really are.

Like I spare these cunts the trip to the fucking restaurant and I waste my gas to bring their food to their home which is like 8 miles away. Thats 16 fuckin miles for me to go and come back. Which comes out to 2/3 of a gallon of gas. And then I get a lowsey 1 dollar tip. DO YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT GAS COSTS? I fucking lose money bringing these cheap asses food.

How the fuck am I supossed to make money when I pay more for gas than I make in tips.

FUCKERS!!!!

  • Author: Mr. Fuck
  • Date: Oct 17,2008
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Fuck you guy on the highway

This week some fuck head mother fucker in his truck was drivinng along minding his own god damn business and then I came along and passed him. Then I saw the huge ass gap I needed to get into and as I started to turn this guy floors it and me, knowing he’s a pussy that won’t dare hitting me, just kept going. Then for the next mile or two he was tailgating my ass.

What the fuck, its a wide open fucking highway, find another god damn lane. So I flipped him off and got him more mad, so were both heading for the exit ramp and he comes next to me and screams out of his window “you do that again and I will fucking kill you” and I screamed back “fuck you asshole” and floored it.

He ended up behind me at the red light so he parks pretty much on top of my bumper so I flip my car into reverse and look back flip him off and just the look on the ass fucks face was priceless. On the green i threw it into drive floored it and flipped him off. The fuckin cunt bag mother fucker stayed 4 cars back from then on.

So, my little story about the fuck head driver who’s wife has his dick in her hand 24/7.

What? your fucking wife own the house so you wanna own the road in front of you? Stupid cocksuckers