Go suck a dick

Its what I tell all the sluts that say some stupid shit to me.

Take today for example, some girl was like “guess who Im talking to now?” and I said “Half the senior class guys” as a joke. She got all pissy and said “your such a fag.”

I said and I quote “Take your hairy upper lip and suck a dick you stupid slut” then just got up and walked away.

I cant stand stupid ass sluts who show this stuff off their slutyness. Especially when they fucking know you like them. Ohhhh my fucking god, I almost want to make them cry with words. I can’t stand that shit.

To all you sluts out their, “choke on a fucking black cock you stupid cunt bag bitch slut.”

So many stupid assholes out their

I went  to blockbuster to rent acouple of movies, and their were these like 6 kids that were screaming and trying to stuff dvd’s down their pants.

Then, the workers are just stareing at them wondering what to do. So they say “take those out of your pockets please cause im gonna have to call the cops”

So the do, and they walk near the register with all the movies and pass by the door on the way “testing” to see if the alarm beeps if they try to take the movies. Fucking idiots had to make the ladies like last 2 hours of the night at work bad.

It’s like kicking them in the balls before you go to sleep.

Dick head assholes..

Bitch at Arby’s

Well, cause im sick and tired (sick cause I went to the patriots game n it was cold, tired cause Im sleep deprived) and I didn’t want to cook anything up I decided I wanted an Arby’s chicken sandwich with ONLY melted fucking cheddar.

So I pull into the parking lot, and I go inside and this little old Asian cunt bag bitch took my order. I told her I wanted “a number 6 with only cheddar [fucking] cheese” and shes like “Okhay, wah ewes would youu lie,” I said that’s it.

So she hands me the fucking sandwich I sit down to eat it and theirs fucking lettuce, tomatoes and mayo on the fucking thing. So I walk up to her and say, “hey I wanted only cheddar cheese” she fucking argues with me and says, “noh you no order plain, you say you wahn cheese, buh I make you another one”

Fucking cunt bag, expired Asian prostitute fucking argued with me. She could just slow down for a fucking second and listen to what I fucking order instead of chit chat with the fucking white trash teenager in the back, she wouldn’t have fucking messed up.

Fuck Arby’s employers, their stupid cunt bags anyway.

Rawr…

Today just feels like a shit day :(

Im sick and tired (literaly), I amlost died too.

I was like half a sleep going to buy a halloween costum and I almost drove right through a (really fucking) busy intersection and almost died. No joke, I almost pissed my self, now that would have been just another thing on my shitty day.

Really random I know, but when am I not?

Fuck heads in thier trucks

On my way home tonight I stopped to get gas, then after getting on to the road the fuck head in his new ford started to fucking tailgate me. I got back at him by not moving when the light turned green and he was like 3 inches from my bumper. I waited till he beeped his horn 4 times and did the granny take off. As soon as he tried to pass I floored it.

I don’t understand what the fuck possesses people to be such fucking dick headed idiots.

Like first of all you need a truck to feel big and then you try to push people around? What the fuck, really, go fucking die.

Written by Mr. Fuck  Off. Something wrong, it won’t let me change the author to me…

Fuck wordpress

Fucking pop-up porn

You know what Im talkin about, those god damn popups of like perfect porn sites.

They have the perfect videos, and they just look awesome, so you click the play button, That’s when you get buttfucked with 6 million ads on viagera and 7 million of the kind of sites!!!!

Then the peice of shit site tries to download a program on your computer claiming its a fucking flash plug-in. But really its just trying to rape your computer.

Well I fucking fell for one of them last week and I felt so fucking stupid. I almost threw my computer at the fucking wall. NEVER AGAIN!!

AHHHHHH I LOVE HATE PORN