You have a lane, now FUCKING STAY IN IT

use lanes

Idiot ass fucks just don’t understand the concept of lanes on the road. On my way home their was some deush bag that stoped at a red light dead fucking center between the two lanes.

I ended up squeezing through on his right and floored it when the light turned green. I just don’t understand what people are fuckinf thinking when the stop in the middle of two lanes.

So yeah, fuckers need to learn the concept of lanes. You think driving school would teach this shit, no?

Go suck a dick

Its what I tell all the sluts that say some stupid shit to me.

Take today for example, some girl was like “guess who Im talking to now?” and I said “Half the senior class guys” as a joke. She got all pissy and said “your such a fag.”

I said and I quote “Take your hairy upper lip and suck a dick you stupid slut” then just got up and walked away.

I cant stand stupid ass sluts who show this stuff off their slutyness. Especially when they fucking know you like them. Ohhhh my fucking god, I almost want to make them cry with words. I can’t stand that shit.

To all you sluts out their, “choke on a fucking black cock you stupid cunt bag bitch slut.”

So many stupid assholes out their

I went  to blockbuster to rent acouple of movies, and their were these like 6 kids that were screaming and trying to stuff dvd’s down their pants.

Then, the workers are just stareing at them wondering what to do. So they say “take those out of your pockets please cause im gonna have to call the cops”

So the do, and they walk near the register with all the movies and pass by the door on the way “testing” to see if the alarm beeps if they try to take the movies. Fucking idiots had to make the ladies like last 2 hours of the night at work bad.

It’s like kicking them in the balls before you go to sleep.

Dick head assholes..

Bitch at Arby’s

Well, cause im sick and tired (sick cause I went to the patriots game n it was cold, tired cause Im sleep deprived) and I didn’t want to cook anything up I decided I wanted an Arby’s chicken sandwich with ONLY melted fucking cheddar.

So I pull into the parking lot, and I go inside and this little old Asian cunt bag bitch took my order. I told her I wanted “a number 6 with only cheddar [fucking] cheese” and shes like “Okhay, wah ewes would youu lie,” I said that’s it.

So she hands me the fucking sandwich I sit down to eat it and theirs fucking lettuce, tomatoes and mayo on the fucking thing. So I walk up to her and say, “hey I wanted only cheddar cheese” she fucking argues with me and says, “noh you no order plain, you say you wahn cheese, buh I make you another one”

Fucking cunt bag, expired Asian prostitute fucking argued with me. She could just slow down for a fucking second and listen to what I fucking order instead of chit chat with the fucking white trash teenager in the back, she wouldn’t have fucking messed up.

Fuck Arby’s employers, their stupid cunt bags anyway.

Rawr…

Today just feels like a shit day :(

Im sick and tired (literaly), I amlost died too.

I was like half a sleep going to buy a halloween costum and I almost drove right through a (really fucking) busy intersection and almost died. No joke, I almost pissed my self, now that would have been just another thing on my shitty day.

Really random I know, but when am I not?

Stupid statistics

What the fuck are all these stupid ass statistics about. I mean really, their so fucking stupid.

The best one says that like 80% of accidents happen within 25 miles of your home cause your in your “comfort zone.” Well HOW MANY FUCKING PEOPLE drive 25 miles away from their home?!?!?!? Its so stupid, and its used to scare people.

How about those stupid statistics that say the obvious. Like 80% of smokers are 60% more likely  to get lung cancer. No fucking shit. Its on the box, no one needed to spend tons of money to figure it out AGAIN.

Oh, and the useless statistics. Like only 40% of coffee drinkers like pizza. Now that’s of course an over exaggeration but really, so many of them are annoyingly useless.

Every time I hear statistics and all that shit on tv I think , “hey thanks for the completely and utterly useless information, I think I can save the world with it.”

Fucking idiots….